Office of Origin: Davy Jones’ Locker Enterprises, Equatorial Monitoring Systems
To: Master, Royal Research Ship “James Cook”
Date: Friday 6th November 2009, 1300
Delivery by: Flying fish
MY SCOUTS REPORT THAT YOUR VESSEL IS PASSING OVER MY DOMAIN OF EQUATORIA WITH MARINERS THAT HAVE NOT PAID THEIR HOMAGE TO ME STOP BE PREPARED TO BE BOARDED BY MY SELF AND MY COURT FOLLOWERS DURING YOUR AFTERNOON 12 – 4 STOP WATCH TOMORROW STOP
NEPTUNE REX (NNNN)
King Neptune - prepare to be boarded